mountainashes:

trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly

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alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

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enlarging:

The biggest decision of each day is whether to keep blogging or go to bed and the first one usually wins whoops.

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stability:

life hack: spend your student loans on new clothes. you’ll still be just as poor and you’ll look a lot better

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