magicul:

do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah

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seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

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creak:

Waking up for school like

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